May 24
May 24

napoleonbonerhard:

literally me

May 24

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

May 22
May 22

Yogashi (洋菓子);  Western-style sweets

May 20

GUYS GUYS REBLOG THIS POST

johnthemod1:

smokeywithposey:

jojenobrien:

Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.

Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.

#we made a fucking fluffy chicken famous #we can do the same with yahoo (via jojenobrien)

Yahoo has no idea what they’re buying, do they?

May 19
May 19

Does Tom look like Morpheus

or is

it just me?

May 19
May 18

Recognized Justice League Weaknesses

fyeahbatmanandrobin:

  • Superman: kryptonite
  • Martian Manhunter: fire
  • Wonder Woman: none, flawless 
  • Green Lantern: yellow crayons
  • Aquaman: dehydration
  • Flash: starvation (less than 25 hot dogs)
  • Batman: Alfred Pennyworth


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WONDER WOMAN’S WEAKNESS IS TYING UP HER HANDS!!!